When we were in Virginia visiting family a couple weeks ago, we were subjected to a bunch of jokes and riddles (and I even threw a few of my own in the mix) that were just good (or bad?) enough to share. Hope they tickle your ribs a bit.
Olympic skier Picabo (pronounced Peek-a-boo) Street has recently made a rather large donation to Cedars-Sinai Hospital's Intensive Care Unit. Upon the dedication, it will now be called "Picabo ICU."
Q: Why didn't Moses take snakes onto the ark?
A: Because Moses didn't build the ark; Noah did.
Riddle: I have two coins that total thirty cents, but one of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins I have?
Answer: A quarter and a nickel. I said one of them is not a nickel (the quarter) but the other one is.
Riddle: A plane carrying a father and his son crashes in the jungle. The father is killed immediately, but the son, badly injured, is rescued and taken to hospital. Upon reaching the ER, the attending doctor states, "I cannot operate on my own son." How is it possible for the boy to be the doctor's son?
Answer: The doctor is the boy's mother.
Q: What happened when the cannibal was late for dinner?
A: They gave him the cold shoulder.
Q: What did the frustrated cannibal do?
A: He threw up his hands.
One day a police officer was called to the local daycare center because one of the children was resisting a rest.
On another day the same police officer was called back to the daycare center because the teacher was cross-eyed; she was having trouble controlling her pupils.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs at the front door?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?
A: Russell
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?
A: Art
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs under a car?
A: Jack
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